Rope Walks Into A Bar Frayed Knot

Outside he ties himself into a knot frays his ends and walks back into the bar.

Rope walks into a bar frayed knot. The bartender says sorry mate we don t serve pieces of string in here get lost upset the piece of string walks out the door. The rope leaves messes up his hair and tangles himself up a bit then walks back into the bar. A rope walks into a bar sits down orders a drink. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says hey aren t you that rope i just kicked out and the rope replied no i m a frayed knot vote.

A rope walks into the bar looking to get a drink after a long day he approaches the bartender and orders a beer the bartender refuses and says we don t serve rope here the rope leaves the bar and finds a stranger outside and asks if he would kindly do him an odd favor he asks the stranger to tie. Aren t you that rope i just threw out no the rope said. A rope walked into a bar. He reentered the bar and the bartender said hey.

The bartender says hey buddy we don t serve your kind here dejected the rope leaves. The barman looks at him suspiciously and asks hey. We don t serve ropes here sneers the bartender who picks up the rope whirls him around in the air and tosses him out into the street. This rope walks into a bar and says get me a beer the bar tender relies we don t serve beers to ropes here so the rope walks out and sees this guy walking down the sidewalk and says tie me in a knot and fray the end so the guy does so.

He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. I m a frayed knot. Aren t you that piece of rope i just kicked out the rope replies no. The bartender says we don t serve ropes in here the rope walks outside ties a knot in the middle of her body brushes out the strands at the bottom and heads back into the bar.

The bartender says aren t you the rope i just threw out of here the rope. Joke has 56 86 from 14 votes. A sudden thought strikes him. The bartender said we don t serve your kind here.

Then the rope walks back in the bar and says get me a beer. A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. The first rope orders a beer.

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